Los' Beard

Ragamuffin Soul Carlos Whittaker's beard or no beard dilemma was an instant source of inspiration, and got me to coming up with this funky little rhyme:

"Go with the fuzz, cuz.
It's not that it's weird, without the beard.
It's just that the stubble can keep you outta trouble."

...instant inspiration from your question, Los.

Thank you, and goodnight!